The AlgeBrain "Existential Logic" Dad Hat
You know the feeling. The logic is technically sound, but the result is throwing an error. You are staring at the terminal, the screen glare is hitting your eyes, and you need to lock in.
This isn't just a hat; it’s a thinking cap for the modern architect.
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The Specs: Premium unstructured cotton twill with crisp, white embroidery. A low-profile fit that feels perfectly broken-in from day one.
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The Vibe: "I speak fluently in true/false statements."
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The Function: Keeps the screen glare out of your eyes and the existential dread at bay while you debug your life.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Captain FaceBeard
- Email: captain-facebeard-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
